Mary Kay Riley

Mary Kay RileyWhat is your idea of perfect happiness? NO LINE AT ROSS

What is your greatest fear? THAT BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND CRAB BISQUE IS ONLY A SEASONAL SOUP AT WHOLE FOODS AND ONCE THE HOLIDAY SEASON PASSES IT WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE AND I'LL HAVE TO WAIT 8 MORE MONTHS FOR MY BELOVED TO REAPPEAR

Which historical figure do you most identify with? MARY ANN FROM GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. AS A FELLOW GIRL NEXT DOOR, I SEE THE PAIN HIDING BEHIND HER EYES. DAMN GINGER. 

What is your greatest extravagance? MY ZAPPOS ONLINE SHOPPING CART AVERAGES ABOUT $6000/MONTH  

What is your favorite journey? THE ONE WITH THE LEAD SINGER WITH THE KILLER MULLET 

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? I WAS HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME ANSWERING THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT SAID "MY MOST OVERRATED VIRTUE". ANYWAY, THE ABILITY TO TAKE TIME TO REALLY READ AND UNDERSTAND THINGS. I HATE THAT 

What do you dislike most about your appearance? MY HYPEREXTENDABLE ELBOWS HORRIFY ME DAILY  

Which living person do you most despise? THE GUY WHO DOESN'T TAKE THE EMPTY HALF AND HALF PITCHER UP TO THE BARISTA AND JUST LEAVES IT THERE FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO DEAL WITH. I MEAN, WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE

Which words or phrases do you overuse? LIKE, UM, I DON'T KNOW. HAHAHAHA. 

What is your greatest regret? NOT RUNNING MY HANDS THROUGH DAVID CASSIDY'S HAIR WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. HE WAS RIGHT THERE.

What or who is the greatest love of your life? SEE PREVIOUS QUESTION

When are where were you happiest? OPTING OUT OF ANSWERING THAT QUESTION DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT CONTAINS A TYPO AND I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE ACTUAL QUESTION WAS YEP, WHEW.

Which talent would you most like to have? THE ABILITY TO ANSWER QUESTIONNAIRES WITHOUT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY. 

What is your current state of mind? SEVEN.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? BIGGER BREASTS (MY BOYFRIEND WROTE THAT) 

What do you consider your greatest achievement? GETTING OUT OF LOS ANGELES 

What is your most treasured possession? MY SWEET LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD PUG LUCY.  SHE AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? AMBIEN BLACKOUTS. I LIKE TO FULLY SAVOR THE MOMENT WHEN I'M EATING A 2 LB BLOCK OF CHEESE IN BED. 

Where would you like to live? IN A NEVER ENDING PERKINS COMMERCIAL...NOTHING BUT TWINSETS AND FRIED SHRIMP FOR ALL ETERNITY

What do you most value in your friends? THEIR ABILITY TO REPEATEDLY FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO UNRELENTINGLY, ABSURDLY LATE FOR EVERYTHING

What are your favorites names? LARRY.  MOE.  CURLY.  NOT SHEMP.

How would you like to die? IN A BLAZE OF GLORY 

What is your motto? SIC TRANSIT GLORIA